So close to being the sh*t, y'all don't even know /

"Whether reminiscing about her days as a contract chemist at GlaxoSmithKline, telling 'dirty' jokes to Mormons, feeling like the odd man out on Parks, fending off racist trolls on Twitter, flirting with Michael Fassbender, expertly stalking the cast of Hamilton, or glamming it up on t...

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Main Author: Retta,
Format: Book
Published: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2018.
Physical Description: viii, 262 pages : color illustrations ; 22 cm
Edition: First edition.
Table of Contents:
  • Eff you, Effie!
  • The darkest of magic
  • From roaches to riches, bitches!
  • Louis and Gucci and Pucci, oh my!
  • What's up Doc?
  • You do? I don't
  • Knock knock
  • I think I might be lazy
  • Food, water, oxygen, television
  • 'Tis better to give than to receive ... another fkn candle
  • Ginuwine isn't really my cousin
  • Membership has its privileges
  • I would puck witchu
  • It's an unforgettable life
  • Stretch marks fo life!
  • That year I went Lin-sane
  • Which came first? The chicken, obvi*.